1. nerds-are-cool:

    i-is-andy:

    should I open the door

    you should open the door

    (via communistbakery)

     

  2. superblys:

    itbewolf:

    superblys:

    Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

    Why does this have so many notes.

    Do you know who William Shakespeare is

    (via meatbicyclevevo)

     

  3. louisharrystylinson:

    louisharrystylinson:

    I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

    image

    see the ball

    feel the ball

    be the ball

    (Source: louhza, via orgasm)

     

  4. dicksplit:

    Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

    image

    (via hotboyproblems)

     

  5. jaclyndevine89:

    TALL BOYS

    VERY VERY TALL BOYS

    BOYS

    THAT ARE TALL

    BOYS WITH HEIGHT

    I LOVE IT

    (via trashthot)

     

  6. rneerkat:

    “i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

    (Source: rneerkat, via relahvant)

     
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  8. adamusprime:

    did you know that “friends” stands for:

    • feebee
    • rachel
    • it’s joey
    • everyone is friends
    • nonica
    • dross
    • shandler

    (via openatnightfall)

     

  9. sorelatable:

    What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Orange Is The New Black for 8 hours straight in your area”

    (via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

     
  10. 860106:

    AM @ Finsbury Park, 240514.

    (Source: 860106, via animportant)